Saudis

Click on the mp3 below to hear our parody on the Saudis. Happy motoring!

Saudis.mp3

We decided to print our lyrics since there are a lot of words that go by fast:

SAUDIS
These guys had no link to Saddam, took some 757s
Learned to fly but not to land them; in the air on 9/11

Saudis - that's who they were, they were
Saudis - most of the terrorists
Saudis - now we're at war with Iraq

Who's the guy who led Al Qaeda? Who knows what cave he's inside of?
What's Osama call his birthplace? (Where he grew to hate us in the first place...)

Saudi - not from Iraq, he's a
Saudi - still calling shots, he's a
Saudi - but we're at war with Iraq

Bush says don't hate them, Saudis are great men
We party at the Crawford ranch
And there's more oil on Saudi soil
Iraqis never had a chance!

After 9/11 America grounded all its flights for safety
But the Saudis got to go home, making sure they stayed an "unknown"

Saudis - Bush is in bed with the
Saudis - don't be afraid of the
Saudis - they run America now!

Let's all applaud now for female Sauds now
Now they vote & drive it's true
But if they don't wear a Burka - how dare they!
They'll be beaten black and blue

Bush and Bandar think the same: neither government's to blame
Saudi monarchy's protected, neither leader was elected

Saudis - home of Wahabis, they're
Saudis - we are the infidel
Saudis - fill up your tank with their oil....

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Now to really read up on the subject, you need to get Craig Unger's book House of Bush, House of Saud. Wonder how many Americans know what's really going on...

Anybody
__But
___Bush
____a-dabba duo

And Speaking of Morons...

... but not of the same ilk as Dubya, here's a link to a fantastic, irreverent site that will keep you busy avoiding your workload for hours:

morons.org

News, entertainment, and some amazing links! Visit now, and visit often. You never know what you'll come across at morons.org.

No Carb Diet

Many thanks to the folks at Betty Bowers.com for this wonderful sign extolling the virtues of a No Carb Diet. It's not just a fad, it's a lifestyle change! At last, a diet I can really stick with! Make sure you visit the website of America's greatest Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers. It's chockfull of great gift ideas like this one! If you do not click on the link above, you will go straight to Hell.

Rockin' for Peace

Here's a link to the site of a great band calling themselves The Compassionate Conservatives. They do parodies and original rock/techno music that truly tells it like it is, and you can download the mp3s if you want. Rock on, guys!

Dubya's A Moron

All you boomers out there should recognize this classic cartoon theme by Sheldon Allman and Stan Worth. Of course we've taken some liberties with the lyrics.... Many thanks to the folks at www.dubyaspeak.com for the audio clips of Dubya!

Dubya's A Moron.mp3 :: full-length version

Down and Dirty "Moron" Soundbite.mp3 :: for the really impatient

Why Still Follow Him?

Here's our parody Why Still Follow Him, based on the tune I Will Follow Him. I sang it live on the Randi Rhodes radio show, and you can hear that version at Randi's website. Click on Archives, Friday, May 7th, 2004, 2nd half (@ 13:15).

Click here for the "Studio Version." Enjoy!!





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Anybody
__But
___Bush
____a-dabba duo